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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.