What did the man say when the calculato...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?