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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.