What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What did the guy with bad internet get?

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Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.