What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!