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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.