What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!