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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter?

Capitalization.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!