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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

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What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!