What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.