What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.