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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.