Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.