Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet