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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist.

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...