He got a hole in one.
An elephant with diarrhea.
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
Squishes out of the room*
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
