He got a hole in one.
From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh
Because they kept dropping their trunks....
A Moles Royce.
In case he got a hole in one.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
They always turn out to be sub par.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
The sock under my bed.
