Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five