Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play