Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.