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Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to