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How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

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How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

Just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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What do you call a group of squids?

A *squad*

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

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What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...