How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?

No one.

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!