16 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Why is Ironman a superhero?

And Ironwoman a command?

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

West Virginia Jokes More West Virginia Jokes

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

16 Atom Jokes More 16 Atom Jokes

What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.