16 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

They both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

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Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

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What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

Thieves..

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

Michael Jacksons Jokes More Michael Jacksons Jokes

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna