16 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

Consist Jokes More Consist Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench?

The bench can support a family.

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What do you call the fear of chainsaws?

Common Sense.

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

Simon Jokes More Simon Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16