16 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

3 Word Jokes More 3 Word Jokes

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

64 Jokes More 64 Jokes

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!