16 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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