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16 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Michael Jacksons Jokes More Michael Jacksons Jokes

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common?

They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...