16 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What has 16 legs and speaks German?

Dppelspider

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

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Where did you learn to do that?

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

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What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

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What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!