What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Opener Jokes More Opener Jokes

What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener

What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.