What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

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Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What do you call a broken can-opener?

A can't opener.

What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener