What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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What was King Arthur's favourite game?

Knights and crosses!

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener

What do you call a broken can-opener?

A can't opener.