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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

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What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What weapons do pengiuns have?

Pen-guinades.

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener