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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Opener Jokes More Opener Jokes

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.