What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What do you call a broken can-opener?

A can't opener.