Opener Jokes

What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener

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What do you call a broken can-opener?

A can't opener.

What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener