What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.