What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.

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What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

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What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.

What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener

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What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.