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What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.

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What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.