What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over