What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

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Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!