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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!