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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.