What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

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What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over