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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses