Lid Jokes

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What would they put on his coffin?

A lid!

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."