What would they put on his coffin?

A lid!

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

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What would they put on his coffin?

A lid!

What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.