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What would they put on his coffin?

A lid!

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What would they put on his coffin?

A lid!