What would they put on his coffin?

A lid!

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Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."