What would they put on his coffin?

A lid!

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside!