What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!