What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.