What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.