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What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

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Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

What is 61 to a blonde?

She wants 8 (ate) more.

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Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

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What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.