What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What is the Pillsbury Doughboy's wife's favorite snack?

Doughnuts.

What's under the Pillsbury Doughboy's apron?

Doughnuts