What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police.

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What is the Pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack?

Doughnuts.