Because he ate his ant for dinner!
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Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
In the calf-ateria.
Because she ate the secretary.
Ten ants (Tenants)
Tenants.
Because he was driving her buggy.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
A pan, duh!
Post-Hummus