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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

What do you call a lonely terrorist?

ISIL-ated

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!