Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

They taste funny!

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.