Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.