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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice