Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Who ate all the crackers?

Racist cannibal.

What Did The Time Traveler Do After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.