Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What is 168?

Dinner for 4.

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.