Who ate all the crackers?

Racist cannibal.

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz