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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

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Why is 9 crying?

Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.