Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go...

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their german market.

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What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions?

A crime fighter

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?