Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A