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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

Gt simplistic 10 letters

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

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Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

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Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."