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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.