Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

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Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.