Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...