Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...