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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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Legola Jokes More Legola Jokes

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...