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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee