What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos!

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.