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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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What is yellow and wears a mask?

The Lone Lemon.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.