What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee