What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee