What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe......and Ronda Rousey

What do older women wear?

Depends

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How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.