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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee