Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

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What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why was the fireman buried on top of the hill?

Because he was dead.