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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.