Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.