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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

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What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!