Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

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Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!