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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.