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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Vista Jokes More Vista Jokes

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.