Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors