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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

What does 1+1=?

Window.

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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

Because it was the first Indie film.

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.