Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Upgrade Jokes More Upgrade Jokes

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush