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What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave