What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.