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What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.