What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.