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What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.