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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

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What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.