Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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Where does Walmart keep The Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.