Why didn't the terminator upgrade to wi...

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Vista Jokes More Vista Jokes

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Upgrade Jokes More Upgrade Jokes

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.