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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Vista Jokes More Vista Jokes

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

What does a black men and The Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

Upgrade Jokes More Upgrade Jokes

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...