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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

Why is 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

Vista Jokes More Vista Jokes

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

Where does Walmart keep The Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

Upgrade Jokes More Upgrade Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.