Vista Jokes

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

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What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

R/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!