Vista Jokes

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

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What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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Where does Walmart keep The Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.