Vista Jokes

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large