Vista Jokes

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

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1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

Goodbye Jokes More Goodbye Jokes

How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

Pasta La Vista Jokes More Pasta La Vista Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!