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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.