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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)