What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas?

A Headphone

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT