What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas?

Getting a N64 now

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT