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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT