How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*