Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)
Curt 'n Rod
He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
They both got nailed
He was cross.
Ovary Enthusiastic
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
She couldn't raise enough dough.
To raise his spirits