Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

How do construction workers party?

They raise the roof.