Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid