Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)