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Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise