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Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's a French egg's favourite airforce?

L'oueftwaffe.

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...