Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Who is the most famous French ant?

Napoleant!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What is the result?

A tie.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.