Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.