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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.