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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.