Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.