Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.