Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.