How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

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What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

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What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

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Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Because they're full of cans.

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.