How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

Removed

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Because they're full of cans.