How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

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He is going to tell you.

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When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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He kept trying to shave the princess.

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That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

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He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

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Barq's Root Beer.

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Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Because they're full of cans.

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.