How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

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What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Because they're full of cans.