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What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.