What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

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What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna