What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Why does everyone love cats?

They're purr-fect!

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing