What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.