What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.