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What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

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What do you call a dream about soda?

A fanta sea

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna