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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.