Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Because that would be illeagle
Address.
Central Fajiting.
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
