Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
You can sleep with a light on.
Only one of them is organized.
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
Because she'll let it goooo
The neighbours were baaastsrds.
Throw the guy out of the house.
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
Flush the toilet.
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."