What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

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What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.