What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

One's a phony buck.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained