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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

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Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*