What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.