What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

One's a phony buck.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.