What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

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What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

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What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing