What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Factory Jokes More Factory Jokes

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.