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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

Factory Jokes More Factory Jokes

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.