What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

Factory Jokes More Factory Jokes

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.