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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Factory Jokes More Factory Jokes

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate