Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

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Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

Uh...a blacker eye?

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

Punch Line Jokes More Punch Line Jokes

What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Director Jokes More Director Jokes

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.