Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

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Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

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Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.

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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.