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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

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Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

Punch Line Jokes More Punch Line Jokes

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Director Jokes More Director Jokes

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.