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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

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Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Punch Line Jokes More Punch Line Jokes

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

Director Jokes More Director Jokes

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.