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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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What do you do to a dead fruit?

You *berry* it.

Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us