What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!

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What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What do you do to a dead fruit?

You *berry* it.