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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter