What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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Because his flows were so sick.

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A lawn moo-er.

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Take me to your weeder.

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What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!