What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture

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A box hedge fund!

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Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

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Petal to the nettle!

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What do you do to a dead fruit?

You *berry* it.