Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!