Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Because it needs bailing out.

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If you're busted, run.

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Play the national anthem

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Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"