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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

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What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

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Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!