What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the number 0 say to the number 8?

Nice belt.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).