What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

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Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

Who's there! Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o