Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst!

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy