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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY