Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.