What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

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What is so ironic about Atheists?

They're always talking about God.

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A Christler

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Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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An OranguTAN!

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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What does a spanglish speaking chicken say when it's sorry?

I apollogize.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apollo. Apollo who?

Apollogize!