What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

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Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

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The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

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What does a spanglish speaking chicken say when it's sorry?

I apollogize.

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".