Apology Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite Nirvana song?

All Apologies

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What do you call an online relationship?

E-bae...

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Dash Jokes More Dash Jokes

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

Nirvana Jokes More Nirvana Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite Nirvana song?

All Apologies

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

Telegraph Jokes More Telegraph Jokes

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.