All Apologies
Because it has been very knotty.
An apology from the condom factory!
I Apollogize".
Re-morse code
Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"
Miso sorry...
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
Sink-o de Mayo
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
Because they can't see if they close both.
Because he can't aim steadily
Remorse code
Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.
Be sharp or Be flat.
He brought the wrong carrion.
Because the trees break wind.
For the halibut
A bald point!
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride
