Apology Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite Nirvana song?

All Apologies

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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

Term Jokes More Term Jokes

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

E Jokes More E Jokes

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.