Apology Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite Nirvana song?

All Apologies

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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

What's your birth certificate?

An apology from the condom factory!

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What is Matthew McConaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox?

They fixed it because their the fawns

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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Why did the crazed Packers fan throw out all of Aaron Rodgers's forks?

They were too Cutler-y.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

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How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!