Nirvana Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite Nirvana song?

All Apologies

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

What is a Canadian's favorite Nirvana song?

All Apologies

2 Head Jokes More 2 Head Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...