Nirvana Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite Nirvana song?

All Apologies

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite Nirvana song?

All Apologies

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

Teen Jokes More Teen Jokes

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us