Nirvana Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What will it take to reunite Nirvana?

Two more bullets.

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

More moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.