Nirvana Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite Nirvana song?

All Apologies

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite board game?

Sorry!

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

What is a Canadian's favorite Nirvana song?

All Apologies

2 Head Jokes More 2 Head Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.