What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.