Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

Almond Jokes More Almond Jokes

Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz