Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Almond Jokes More Almond Jokes

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn