Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

Almond Jokes More Almond Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.