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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Almond Jokes More Almond Jokes

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz