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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

Almond Jokes More Almond Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.