Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Where do college students go for medical attention?

An I.V. League.