Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Where do college students go for medical attention?

An I.V. League.