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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!