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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.