Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!