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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!