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Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!