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Holme Jokes

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What do you call a smart Mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What up Holmes?

Watson

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!