What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

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What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!