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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

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What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.