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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

Holme Jokes More Holme Jokes

What do you call a smart Mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!