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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

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What's the funniest type of Mexican food?

Fajitahahahas

What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish?

TosTADA!

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!