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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Cholo Jokes More Cholo Jokes

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.