Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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Why did the polynomial tree fall over?

It didn't have any real roots

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

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How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!