What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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Because it's not stroganoff.

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Using saxitoxin.

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Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

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What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

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Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics